What makes you cool?
Superman: - Do you think driving sports cars and dating with celebrities makes you cool?
Batman: - You’re the first one to say so. And what you think you do, printing your own articles in news papers? You’re like the guy Spiderman who clicks his own photographs. You guys just wanna be in the front page. Is that makes you cool?
Superman: - At least our fans say so. If you do something awesome, people should know about it.
Batman: - You know what happens in my case? Even if somebody else does people think that I did. Precisely it had to be in night.
Superman: - How is that possible?
Batman: - Because I’m Batman.
Superman: - you mean to say that you fake your own people?
Batman: - At least I am honest; I don’t print my own fake articles.
Superman: - are you saying that I fake?
Batman: - That’s what every reporter does.
Superman: - Come on now you’re jealous. I have to look after the whole planet unlike you limiting myself to a particular city that doesn't even exist in any map.
Batman: - That’s the biggest trap, terrorists can’t find my city. So I have a limited circle of enemies and that’s how my life is like a long holiday.
Superman: - and you think that makes you cool?
Batman: - Of course. And you know what the coolest part is?
Superman: - What?
Batman: - That I’m BATMAN.
Superman: - So how did you come across wearing a bat suit?
Batman: - Don’t you watch movies? I’ve proper justification. By the way do you have any justification for wearing your underwear above pants?
Superman: - I found it cool and it became a fashion benchmark for several other superheroes.
Batman: - okay fine but how did you find the red and blue combination so cool?
Superman: - Ummmnnnnnnn…
Batman: - I know it’s cheap. My black suit is sophisticated.
Superman: - you know you are talking bullshit.
Batman: - My suit costs a million dollars and yours? One can buy one of these in the weekly markets even in the third world countries.
Superman: - Come on dude.
Batman: - I know there’s a zip in your back, you hide it by your cape.
Superman: - Then why is your cape for?
Batman: - It has got functional significance.
Superman: - Okay then what’s the functional significance of your mask?
Batman: - I don’t want my alter ego to be a dumb ass like yours.
Superman: - what’s the point buddy?
Batman: - My suit is better.
Superman: - Oh this is bullshit.
Batman: - My suit makes me a real super hero.
Superman: - But why the hell bat suit?
Batman: - Because I’m BATMAN.
Superman: - You know I incepted the concept of superheroes and see what happened after that everyone else just started copying me.
Batman: - Watch your mouth. What are you saying?
Superman: - You know wearing tights, capes, hole less underwear and so on. Even some of them tried to fly like me.
Batman: - Are you talking about me?
Superman: - Umnnnn… there are some other superhero who also tried to do the same.
Batman: - Hmnnn… You think your super bulletproof body and flying capabilities really makes you a superhero?
Superman: - Not only a superhero but also supreme among all.
Batman: - Then how come you become a worthless asshole in front of the piece of a kryptonite? You become even weaker than a normal human.
Superman: - umnnnnnn…
Batman: - What are you saying?
Superman: - We all have weaknesses.
Batman: - I don’t. It’s not your power that matters, it’s your judgment that makes you supreme.
Superman: - How can you doubt my judgment?
Batman: - I don’t. But mine is better.
Superman: - Oh really?
Batman: - Don’t you know, Batman can make the choice that no one else can make, the right choice.
Superman: - And how on earth it’s authentic?
Batman: - Because I’m Batman. That’s what I do. I’m authentic.
Superman: - Come on cool down dude. After all you’re just a human.
Batman: - If you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal, you become something else entirely.
Superman: - What do you mean?
Batman: - I’m BATMAN.
(more to come)
By Dibyendu Mrugaraj
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